Jul
0

Michael Jackson’s final rehersal footage

By Carlton Banks
Celebrity, Music, video

The last video footage of Michael Jackson performing for what would be his final concerts in London has been released. The rehersal film features Jackson at the Staples center performing to “They Don’t Care About Us” on June 23.

Jul
0

Horse pwns chick

By Carlton Banks
Funny, video

You know how much I love animals pwning people. And if you’re hungry for more, take a look back at 10 Funniest Videos of Animals Owning People.

This girl has been absolutely terrified of horses her entire life. She attempts to over come the fear by standing face to face with one. So much for that idea.


Jul
0

Real World Cancun guys gone naked

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It’s only been one week into the newest incarnation of MTV staple The Real World, and already the nudity antics are abound on the MTV Real World Dailies site–which captures behind-the-scenes, uncensored moments that don’t end up on TV. CJ, 24 (at left), and  Bronne, 21, strip down and flash some no-no parts for the camera.

Bronne:

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CJ:

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NSFW video and stills in the jump!

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Jul
0

Quoted: Quincy Jones on Michael Jackson’s pet chimp Bubbles

By Carlton Banks
Uncategorized

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Legendary producer and long-time friend to Michael Jackson, Quincy Jones (above, left. Daughter Rashida Jones at right) reflects on Michael Jackson’s pet chimp Bubbles, and shares his fondest and weirdest recollections with GQ:

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Q: Did you ever meet Bubbles?

“Are you kidding me? He bit a hole in my daughter’s hand! Rashida’s hand. Rashida Jones — did you see I Love You, Man? That’s my daughter. She was a little girl. And Bubbles bit her hand. Michael used to bring [boa constrictor] Muscles and Bubbles by the house all the time, you know.”

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Jul
0

Breast intentions: Drake’s new music video

By Carlton Banks
Celebrity, Music, video


Degrassi cutie turned rapper Drake  released his new music video yesterday Best I Ever Had, directed by Kanye West. In an interview with MTV’s Alexa Chung, Drake said the video featured “lots of breasts,” and he also admitted (surprise face here) Kanye did all the casting!

It starts off with a bunch of busty beauties practicing for a basketball game–only to be crushed by “realistic-looking” amazon rival team. Awesome. If nobody gets the joke and the innuendo, you suck. Great job Kanye! Any thoughts?

Jul
1

Burrito turns out to be baby

By Carlton Banks
Funny, fail

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Via Afro Jacks

Jul
1

Michael Jackson’s first accuser all grown up

By Carlton Banks
Celebrity

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In 1993 Jordan Chandler accused Michael Jackson of seducing him–then 13 years old–into kissing, masturbation and oral sex acts. And you know the rest–MJ settled for more than $21 million to have the allegations dropped. And now, updated photos have surfaced of Chandler at 29 years old.

Here’s an undated face shot:

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Want to see him now, at 29 and looking very HOT in only a wifebeater????? Check the jump!

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Jul
0

Freaks ‘n Links

By Carlton Banks
links

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YepYep: Celebrity crotch grabs inspired by Michael Jackson

OMG Blog: Dolly Parton will always love MJ

LA Rag Mag: Ugly Jonas got engaged!

Popbytes: Courtney realizes she’s way too skinny

EpicCarnival: Top 40 Real Men of Genius Commercials

Blog of Hilarity: An update in gay cross-dressing-clowns-who-rob-liquor-stores news

Oh LaLa Mag: Backstage with Madonna and Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton

Socialite Life: Reports reveal that Michael Jackson’s children aren’t biologically his. Reports also reveal the answer to “What is the opposite of a surprise?”

Jul
0

Capital Children’s choir does Lily Allen’s ‘Chinese’

By Carlton Banks
Brits'n giggles, Music, video

Capital Children’s choir performs Lily Allen’s song Chinese off of her latest album It’s Not Me, It’s You. The group is one of the world’s leading children’s choirs and is based in London. How cute is this?

Via BuzzFeed

Jul
0

Window-Fix commercial fail

By Carlton Banks
Commercials, Funny, fail, video


There are some people born to be class acts, like me–possibly you–and most definitely these two amazing actors (who are possibly related to the Costanza’s) in the ubiquitous Window-Fix commercials that air locally in New York.  It starts off with a man with an unexplained head injury in bed who has a bad dream about a window that “won’t stay open, won’t stay open, won’t stay open” (and who hasn’t had that one). He wakes  up and asks his wife if she called Window-Fix, to which she gently tells him “Will you be quiet? I’m on the phone with Window-Fix.” The rest of the shots show a man who looks like window repair was career option #2, right after meter reading. Is this a local commercial disaster or what? I can’t get enough.

Jul
0

Michael Jackson dancing in the car

By Carlton Banks
Celebrity, Dance, Movies, video

From Michael Jackson’s Private Home Movies documentary, released by himself in 2003, here’s a clip of Michael jamming out to R. Kelly’s Ignition while in a car. How awesome are his moves!? The documentary, which portrayed Jackson as normal as possible, was a rebuttal of sorts to Martin Bashir’s damaging Living With Michael Jackson interview, that’ll leave you with pedo-chills.

Jul
1

Slumber Party

By Carlton Banks
Funny, video

No boys allowed!